Really dude? If that’s true kids are so retarded now-a-days it pains me. That sh!t can’t be real, right?

I ended up buying the Sonicare Elite 7500, the most expensive model at the store (cuz that’s totally how you’re supposed to buy electronics.)

Pros

• Only requires a tiny amount of tooth paste
• The built in timer keeps you brushing for the right amount of time
• Placing the brush on top of the adapter magically charges thru some voodoo shit
• Brushes last you at least 6 month
• No need to brush hard
• Looks cool in the bathroom
• “It’s a completely new sport.”–Danno

Cons

• Price
• Tickles (I’m sensitive)
• Teeth feel kinda weird after brushing for a minute
• Don’t take brush out of mouth or you’ll splatter
• Lot to carry around when you go on a trip

Conclusion
This thing rules. It doesn’t hurt my gums and my teeth feel a lot cleaner. Only time will tell if they will turn white again. But so far I’m stoked on my Sonic toothbrush. Oh, and Sonicare == Philips == Holland == SO gonna win the World Cup next month!