Did you hear?

July 7th, 2009 by Crza under celebs, fans

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Michael Jackson is dead. This past weekend friends and I discussed how awesome it would be if MIchael’s death was faked. We started going through good reasons for faking his death:
1) Sell a fuck load of music (have you heard/seen how much music he has been selling?)
2) What a spectacle it would be if he were to shoot his hand up into the air from the coffin and a spot light beamed onto his beaded glove. People would lose their shit.
3) It would go down as the biggest event/hoax in pop history. It would be the “ender” of all celebrity promotions.
4) Think you are over all the coverage of MJ’s death? Imagine if he faked it. Probably would be in the news for a good 10 months straight, regardless if Korea fires scuds at Hawaii and Japan.
5) Michael could name his price for interviews and wipe out any debt.

Got any other good reasons for faking his death? (Death is sad and MJ’s death is sad but this is just a blog and means nothing. Smile a little)

One Response to “Did you hear?”

  1. Maurice Says:

    Not doing any concerts. He stated that he really hated doing concerts.
    Also, imagine a sequel to Thriller! That would be cool.

    I think it can be true. Some celebs where not at the memorial thing,
    among them his closest buddies..

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