Harry Found His Dad
July 20th, 2007 by nic under books, guests, nerds, rumors
I just stood in line with all the other Muggles for 4 hours to get the last Harry Potter book. That’s right, the LAST… it’s finito.
Upon receiving my copy, I ran straight out to the parking lot, skipped to the last page of the book and was blown the eff away. Strap in dudes, you’re about to be taken for a ride:
- Harry Potter = Luke Skywalker
- Ron Weasley = Han Solo
- Hermione Grainger = Princess Leia
- Sirius Black = Obi Wan
- Dumbeldore = Yoda
- Draco Malfoy = Boba Fett
- Voldemort = Darth Vader, Harry’s Father!!!
Hope I’m not ruining it for anyone, but Hogwart’s (The Rebels) blow up the Death Star.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Some fans said I should take this post down cause you spoil it. I told them you actually don’t read books and were making it up. Besides, you know another book is coming out unless they hate money…then maybe this is it.