ebay gives a sh!tty handjob
August 24th, 2006 by Crza under archive, bikes, ebayI have a love hate relationship with ebay. The love comes from the simple fact I was able to fund a big portion of my wedding through shit I sold on ebay. I was one of the lucky ones that was able to sell Supreme and Nike shit for top dollar before any other yahoos jumped on selling fakes and waiting on lines over night to buy shit just to flip it. I hate ebay cause I never win unless it’s a “Buy It Now” deal…I never loose that crap, beli’ that brah. SOOO, I’ve been buying some bike shit lately, cause I buy all my bike shit off ebay, and I began to wonder if there was a site that just had all the bike shit in one place. I figured the internet lords must of thought of this and built some sort of portal that did all the searching for you. WELL, tug my balls and spit in my face…I found one
August 24th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
I once saw customized shit for sale on eBay. The seller had a whole listing where he said buyer who win could make special requests for what kind of shit they wanted, and once they won it, he would customize his bowel movement to suit their needs. He even went as far as to give examples of creating custom made corn or peanut filled shit to suit the winner’s tastes. Want another interesting one? Search for ‘douche bags’ on eBay and read some of the listings…amazing…
August 26th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
you could just cheat.
August 27th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
From enjoico.com:
Bicycling.
Bicycling has been linked to impotence in men and also may affect the sperm count. Pressure from the bike seat may damage blood vessels and nerves that are responsible for erections. Mountain biking, which involves riding on off-road terrain, exposes the perineum (the region between the scrotum and the anus) to more extreme shocks and vibrations and increases the risk for injuries to the scrotum.
August 28th, 2006 at 9:05 am
I don’t sit in the saddle when shit gets rough. I also run a dual suspension bike, a 2.3 rear tire, a carbon seat post and seat that protects your shit from all that. I should also mention I wear those padded shorts under my baggy shorts. Mmm. smell that?…thats jock itch.