I use to skate but now I’m Pro

July 17th, 2006 by Crza under archive, skateboarding

Just us ranting again. This time about professional and top am skateboarding:

  • Please no more portrait shots of skateboarders. If you are a skater get that trick, if you are company don’t do portraits, it sucks.
  • Be Relevant. Respecting the establishment is cool but skateboarding is about progression
  • If you are getting paid as a pro or as an am be thankful for the opportunity cause there are a bunch of other kids dying for the chance. If you hate it then quit and get a regular job like the rest of us. Starbucks pays super good and has benefits.
  • Once you make it out of the flow ranks you still actually have to skate. Go figure.

Love it or leave it.

28 Responses to “I use to skate but now I’m Pro”

  1. Brink Says:

    Oh man, this is a fuckin’ can of worms right here…where do I begin? I’m trying to get over being a hater…you’re basically handing heroin to a junkie right now.

  2. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but now I golf”
    “I used to skate but now I blog”
    “I used to skate but then I tried coke”
    “I used to skate but then I got a job in the industry”
    “I used to skate but now I work for a footwear company”
    “I used to skate but now I own a company”
    “I used to skate but now I just gossip and talk shit”

  3. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but the World Cup is on”

  4. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but now I live in LA”
    “I used to skate but now im gay”

  5. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but now I MySpace”
    “I used to skate but I got a bike”
    “I used to skate but now I’m an artist”

  6. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but now I’m a sneakerhead”
    “I used to skate but now I live in Williamsburg”

  7. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate but now I surf”
    “I used to skate but I hurt my knee”
    “I used to skate but I got a dog”
    “I used to skate but I got a girl”

  8. nic Says:

    shit, what’s left?!

    I used to skate but now I hate.

  9. twistedtrees Says:

    I used to skate but got old.
    I used to skate then realized I sucked.

    By the way, going way back to your street-label rant, up until then I really did want to make a T-shirt that just said, “I used to could skate.” then realized it was a bad idea.

  10. dusty bottoms Says:

    “i used to skate but now i longboard”

  11. dude Says:

    I used to skate but now I live in a van down by the river

  12. Crza Says:

    I understand pro and ams get hurt and get burnt on skating. It goes from a passion to a job and that transition really fucks shit up. I’m just tired of pro and am skaters complaining. My new response is…”just quit”. As far the excuses go there a few that really hold any weight. The only one I accept now is: “Skating sucks, I’m over it”.

  13. Mostlyskateboarding Says:

    When I lived in LA I was so suprised at how lazy Pro skaters are. I once caleld a pro that I was supposed to meet a lockwood on a saturday and he said he had a hair appointment. Don’t they know that the weekend is a pro skater’s work week? I got jaded real quick trying to film pros.

  14. Brink Says:

    I used to skate but now I flat-iron my hair

  15. Crza Says:

    Brink use to skate but now collects photoChops of himself. That’s amazing some one cancelled for a hair appointment. In the grand scheme of things it really doesn’t matter…skating is skating. I just wish shit was little bit more legit.

  16. Brink Says:

    I just work on my site when I get kicked out of the park for no shoulderpads or shinguards or the BMXers are there. Notice how most of the PhotoChops have some sort of gay innuendo to them…where does that even come from? Craig I made a dope photochop of you and a Giraffe once. It was the first one i ever made in my life. Do you still have it?

  17. Brink Says:

    “I used to be legit but now I skate”

  18. Derek(Skater)) Says:

    I used to skate now i skate

  19. Phil N. Gaye Says:

    i USED TO SKATE BUT NOW i ONLY SKATE TRANSITION

  20. Phil N. Gaye Says:

    I used to skate but now I do graffiti (or DJ)

  21. Phil N. Gaye Says:

    I used to skate but now I gotta iron and starch my cash

  22. Crza Says:

    Brink I don’t have it…I don’t even remember it. There were so many floating around the éS office. Willi-Buttaz is really good with the photochopping. I skated the other night..man was I rusty but I found a fellow shredder that knows spots that don’t involve hopping fences…I’m stoked. “I use to skate but then I moved to LA”. Let’s make a list of shredders that actually still do it and are actually pushing it.

  23. Brink Says:

    “I used to skate street but now I live in lake forest”

    but i kill mini ero gap at the park i swear

    AHAHHA

  24. huphtur Says:

    I used to skate, now I shop at Wal-Mart

  25. Crza Says:

    I think that commercial really captured the true essence of a high school skateboarder. I don’t see a problem (sound of me drying my tears).

  26. nic Says:

    haha

  27. yogi Says:

    i used to work in skating, but now i actually skate.

  28. Crza Says:

    Skating is so 2005 broesphs.

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