Emo Beatdown Aftermath
June 9th, 2006 by huphtur under archive, emo, site, stats“Did you ever notice that when you hate or just call shit out you get far more response than when you just talk about news or talk about positive shit? I love that…” –Brink
Here’s what happened… Some IRC nerd pasted the emo beatdown picture, which was hosted on Imageshack. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to it link to whoever came up with it. I searched and searched, but all I found were a buncha forums posts, non of them linking to the origins of the image. I then decided to put it on THC.
Please note that THC is just a little blog by and for friends. There’s absolutely no purpose to our site. We review tooth brushes for fucks sake, how lame can you get?
When I posted the image, I was making fun of two of our buddies: Dennys and Brink. Both support the emo hairdo, but not the emo culture. And even if they were emo, I wouldn’t have cared anyway, both guys rule. As you can tell by the first comments, they were totally going along with the joke.
But then it all hell broke loose…
Somehow a lost Myspace kid found our site, saw the image and linked to it. Within minutes our site got hammered and more and more sites started to pick it up and linking to us. They kept coming and coming, leaving pro and anti comments. Our page views went thru the roof.
Eventually the creator of the image, Haters Online, also showed up and pointed out that he started the National Emo Kid Beatdown Day. I could finally give a hat-tip to him and I updated the post accordingly. His site rules btw, he even has a Haterpedia. Brilliant!
But that didn’t stop the kids from leaving comments. Lisa left the best comment, I was ready to be featured on CNN that night! Also hilarious is this g33k who really thought we started it all and now ph34rz we are gonna DoS attack his site. One poor emo kid even created the Anti Emo Beatdown day.
Anywayz, it’s all over now, and things are almost back to normal. We’re talking about useless TV shows again, and we even had our first guest blogger: Nic from Pushingwood, posting about Ping Pong. More guest bloggers to come…
Update: I left a comment on Andrew Barr’s blog post (the g33k sans humor) with a link to this post in the hopes it would explain the situaish to him. He immediately moderated my comment and emailed me: “Learn to spell. Then people might take you halfway seriously.” Yeah buddy, go listen to Sting and watch the Lion King for the 666th time.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
You think ol’ Andrew would want to participate in the latest reality show, “Blog Wars”?
June 10th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
I love the internet nerds. They make me warm inside. Andrew is just crying out for attention…it’s cool cause we all need a hug once in a while. Dude, CNN did contact me and I told them we are capable of big things with our new found fame in teenage web surfing habits.
June 10th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
cnn humor ha ha funny
June 20th, 2006 at 6:58 am
The Devil and God are duking it out right now?
June 20th, 2006 at 7:33 am
I know I saw that. Should I close the comments?
June 27th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
You guys should leave the Emo Kid Beat Down Day forum running.
My mates and I are getting one hell of a fuckin laugh out of it.
I am guessing you guys have aswell.
Plus we really dont like emos.
So yeah,keep it running as long as you possibly can,coz people are still commenting.
June 30th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
you should leave us the hell alone!We have not done anything to you and you want to beat on us all the time!You do not know what it is like to be us!It feels like we have the weight of the world on our shoulders..when the world is against us!You just need to shut the fuck up!and leave us alone
July 3rd, 2006 at 7:53 am
Fuck me,you little inbreds are everywhere!!!
Forget about the weight of the world on your shoulders,coz its gonna be the weight of my foot on your head you little shit.
Winge winge fuckin’ winge.Its all we hear from you little cunts.
Here’s a clue…We dont fucking care!!!
Now run along child,I think I hear your pathetic excuse for a mother calling.
Call me heartless all you want.
Newsflash,I am.
July 9th, 2006 at 1:05 am
Emo’s fucking suck, anyone who protects them should get slashed up too, next time i see an emo im gunna beat the fuck out of him just to teach his GAY ASS a lesson, don’t be a fucking self hating little bitch MOTHERFUCKER
October 4th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
YOU ALL NEED TO LEAVE ALL THE EMO KIDS ALONE THEY ALL WILL REBEL AGENST US AND THEIR ARE MORE OF THEM THEN THEIR ARE OF US!!!! lmfao
November 13th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Dude Emo is very gay. Dude you even guys ne more. Seriously just cut up insted of across. Just end the whole emo act plz.
November 15th, 2006 at 3:35 am
emo sucks, you suck
December 6th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Okay seriously…who in here gets laid other than me? i mean do any of you have lives? >.> you know…this is sad… and yes ;) i get sex from my bf WOO lmao NOW ALL OF YOU GO GET LAID!!!! it makes u happy
December 10th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Emo’s have feeling’s to
January 6th, 2007 at 3:25 am
FUCK EMO!!!
EMO SUCK!!!
Mockute
March 21st, 2007 at 5:35 am
YOU SUCK I WANNA SEE EMO GUYS MAKING OUT
April 5th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
God seriously, can’t you guys find something better to do than hate on emos?
April 17th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Im Bi and i had sex with another emo boy
April 20th, 2007 at 6:30 am
emos are the bomb. except for those gay ones. they need to be bit by a dog and caught on fire.
April 20th, 2007 at 6:31 am
i saw an emo once and he had a knife
April 20th, 2007 at 6:35 am
i saw another emo who had a razor
April 20th, 2007 at 6:35 am
my dog is emo
April 20th, 2007 at 6:36 am
my librar;ian , rita, is emo
April 20th, 2007 at 6:37 am
she never told me she had a penis
April 20th, 2007 at 6:39 am
emo master is a fag
April 20th, 2007 at 6:40 am
Yo, was up emo people will rule the world eventually.
April 20th, 2007 at 6:40 am
im a lil emo, short and stout, here is my razor, ummmm……… i duno, snout
April 20th, 2007 at 6:41 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH blood
April 20th, 2007 at 6:42 am
i saw a guy, in a movie theatre, and he had popcorn………..he mighta been emo also
April 20th, 2007 at 6:42 am
hey, pot is for gothic weed is for emo…
April 20th, 2007 at 6:43 am
i’d tap that
April 20th, 2007 at 6:43 am
i have booger thats tickling my nose
April 20th, 2007 at 6:44 am
definition-ashdjkcnbdjasbnjk-emo
April 20th, 2007 at 6:44 am
i hope i dont get shanked by an emo any time soon
April 20th, 2007 at 6:45 am
can a midget be emo?
April 20th, 2007 at 6:46 am
i’ll shank u ho
April 20th, 2007 at 6:47 am
what do emos eat………….they sound like a fun pet
April 20th, 2007 at 6:47 am
waxon waxoff
April 20th, 2007 at 6:47 am
omg a midget emo would be awesome
April 20th, 2007 at 6:48 am
its not nice to shank ppl
April 20th, 2007 at 6:48 am
emo master and john and emo rules sound hot. u people make me horny.
April 20th, 2007 at 6:49 am
i think john is gay with emo shanker
April 20th, 2007 at 6:50 am
i shank people all the time you can join me emo master
April 20th, 2007 at 6:50 am
im gona shank someone for fun tonight……….just cuz im emo and all and thats how emos have fun
April 20th, 2007 at 6:50 am
ya, we should go shanking sometime
April 20th, 2007 at 6:51 am
emo master
UR dumb they eat peppers
April 20th, 2007 at 6:51 am
black peppers
April 20th, 2007 at 6:52 am
i tickled an emo once, but he tried to shank me………he wasnt a nice emo
April 20th, 2007 at 6:52 am
u can be gay with us and i shall make u my bitch and i shall call u my bitch
April 20th, 2007 at 7:14 am
shank me my pretties
April 20th, 2007 at 7:17 am
i love emo ppl ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya baby
April 20th, 2007 at 7:17 am
wow, crikies, lokathat,emos, im gona shank you lil boogers
April 20th, 2007 at 7:21 am
im gonna shank you emo hunter……..yur gonna die
April 20th, 2007 at 7:24 am
hey homo’s
April 20th, 2007 at 7:27 am
i like muffins
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:15 pm
black ppl are cooler than emos…………emos know it too….thats why they dress in black
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:20 pm
i wanna pee on you
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:31 pm
im really horny
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
ribbit
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
spare some change?
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
OMG I LOVE TO RAPE LITTLES GIRLS
AND BOYS ;)
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
i gobble nutz
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:37 pm
i miss my donkey
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:38 pm
get in their boy………..nice and deep like
April 22nd, 2007 at 5:40 pm
i like having sex with emo boys and girls………i like giving and taking
May 9th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
ALL YOU EMO DEFENDING FAGGOTS CAN SUCK MY GIANT COCK. EMO BEATDOWN DAY KICKS ASS. WE SHOULD HAVE THIS HOLIDAY EVERY YEAR!
May 9th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Some dude is right. al emos should die!
June 26th, 2007 at 12:53 am
all you people who type shit like ALL EMOS SHOULD DIE YEAH!!! do you know you your fucking self sound like an emo and if you participate in the national emo beat down day i have one thing to say WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU REALLY HAVE NO LIFE SO YOU GO TO BEAT UP SOMEBODY DUDE YOU CALL THEM LOSERS BUT WHO REALLY IS THE LOSER HERE THE ONES THAT HAVE NO LIFE SO THEY PUT UP STUPID FUCKING WEBSITES LIKE THIS AND MAKE A NATIONAL FUCKING EMO BEAT DOWN DAY OR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE A DIFFRENT FASHION THEM MOST PEOPLE DAMN I JUST CANT GET THE ANSWER WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME? I MEAN ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO GO BEAT UP AN EMOTIONAL PERSON JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A GIRLFRIEND AND GET A NORMAL LIFE
August 28th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
EMO “WOW”.
January 12th, 2008 at 7:20 am
anti-emo!!emo posers!!
stop crying about
your made-up problems