Dance it up
June 8th, 2006 by Crza under TV, archive, reviewsDid anyone see that show “Think you can Dance” last night? Here are some observations
- A rip off of American Idol with of course a dude who is the villan with an english accent. Nice way to think out of the box…idiots.
- This makes it, 124 reality competition shows. I want to see a show where the competition shows compete against each other and the losers have to enter a cage filled with starving baboons
- Why is everyone on these shows completely crazy?
- Dancers get real emo and cry a lot
- “Modern” dance or hip hop dance, what ever you call it is kind of silly looking (except crumpin’ that shit is off the charts)
- Running around the stage is like dancing but faster
- To insure that people think you are crazy write on your skin with a marker
- Dancers dress funny and have BladeRunner-esque hair cuts
- The judges of all these things make me sick. Fuck them and how they make these tiny dancers cry. I actually feel bad for the little twinkle toe hoppers.
Is the show worth watching? Well, if you like seeing dancers flip and land on their face and cry a lot the show is awesome. If you work in TV and read this please think of doing a show that involves baboons and blowguns. Maybe a show about Emo kids, just look at the comments in our Emo kid post? We’ve tapped into the teen market and you know that is huge. Pay u$.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Man like you should get payed for that emo kid bullshit, its too funy g. but dont u think ur giving them a likul too much attention? London Uk(originated Russia)
June 8th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
dude, it’s taking on a life of it’s own. We are just sitting back and watching it take place. We are the most popular site among high school kids..more than MySpace. Hahahahah
June 8th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
When does the show that features your favorite reality TV stars on blind dates start? You know, the one where they find out their date is actually a baboon with a blowdart… wait there’s a twist…
June 9th, 2006 at 6:39 am
I work in TV…baboons & blowguns, hmmm, I’ve got to say, I think you’re onto something.
I was actually wanting to start a spoof reality show a few years ago where they just blended two or more shows into one, like:
“Battle Pets”-Like the fighting robot show on Comedy Central & those dog judging shows. Put two families’ pets into a cage with saws & fire, attach lasers & shit to them, you got some entertainment.
And then there’s “Surviving the Makeover”-Put two guys into the wilderness, come back in a month, and the winner is judged (by homosexuals) not just by whether he’s dead or not, but how nice the clothes he made were and how decorated his thatch hut was.
There’s more, but I can’t tell anymore without signed NDA’s.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:22 am
hahahaha…TwistedTree I hope you are a millionaire cause you my friend are a genius. Just need to figure out how to tie a baboon into it all.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:19 am
I always wonder if the people who create this crap are proud of what they’ve done.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:49 am
Crza: I tried watching it last nite (really), but it was beyond crap. Couldn’t get into it.
June 10th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
oh yeah it sucks. I couldn’t even watch it the other night. Once is enough.