First Week At The New Job

May 12th, 2006 by huphtur under archive, computers, food, ping pong, stats, work

My first week at incaseIncase is over, so being the nerd that I am, here are some stats:

  • Average travel time to work in minutes: 15
    I went from driving 2.5 hours/day to 30minutes/day. I’m gaining 10 hours/week of free time! I get home at nite and actually have time to think about what I would make for dinner if I could cook. Next week I’m ordering “The Absolute Beginner’s Cookbook
  • Days I wore my AM90s: 5
    Yes, I wore them to SoleTech as well, but this time I didn’t have Brink stressin out that we’re all gonna fired if we didn’t wear 00tneez.
  • Computers installed: 2
    Everybody at Incase is running Mac OS X. However, I got me two sweet Dells! I installed Windoze on one and Ubuntu + LAMP on the other. Combined they are half the price of the laptop that Metzger got.
  • Times I played ping pong: 2
    They take their ping pong a little too serious over at Incase (some dude got $200 paddles), and I kinda suck at it, so I’m gonna try to get them to buy a foosball table.
  • Saunas in the office: 1
    I kid you not, there’s a freaking sauna in the bathroom!
  • Money spent on lunch: 0
    Remember this ordeal? No more! Everyday we get free lunch and eat at a big table like one big happy family.
  • TPS reports filled out: 0

So with this post, I’de like to thank Metzger for gettin me out of the skate indu$try and giving me an opportunity to work for such a cool company. I’m looking forward to next week and the week after next and then next after next and next… Thanks homie!

10 Responses to “First Week At The New Job”

  1. nic Says:

    AM90′s 5 days a week, like whoa!

    You better get your pong chops up… We’re playing next time I’m out there.

  2. nowax Says:

    if you slow down… imma speed my flikker amerikkan arse up…

    thx moron

  3. c00ler Says:

    Those Dells are half as cool too!

  4. r00ts Says:

    why is the date ^ the same size of the comments?

  5. Miesj Says:

    Fucking gaaf lompe soletech boeren met hun nepschoenen krijg er alleen maar pijn van in me rug en ze zijn zo stuk Koston weg ik weg en appel weg alles weg vodde boeren skateboarden is suf geworden rocco moet terug komen naar sk8 das pas fet dan word et weer gaaf kut schoene batta boots met hun miljoen formulieren en assistent van assitenten die allemaal niks doen lomp ik haat ze sktaboarden is dom geworden door mensen zoals de schoenen boeren fucking fuck tantrum gooien enz ik haat etmaar werk bij incase ik ga sauna wel checken en die pingpong tafel fetsick

  6. Crza Says:

    Dam playa you brought a tear to my eye. I’m stoked you were down for the kidnapping. I wonder what Miesj said ^ ^ ^ ^. Hey Miesj get me an order bro let’s do this. As for the Dells they don’t look as cool as my set up bro..though your bouncing ball screen saver is pretty hot.

  7. mokkel Says:

    what, you don’t miss all soup weeks or spending 10 hours a week in the car with me?

    sheesh.

  8. Brink Says:

    Someone get me out of the skate industry please…
    Still getting shit for wearing adidas too…

  9. mickey Says:

    who is mokkel?

  10. John Lytle Says:

    Congrats Apple!

    incase will never be the same.

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